Recently I started dating a new girl and she noticed I seemed to have a thing for her panties. She wore hot pink ones with lace fringe and a full back. I prefer girls to wear panties with a full back because it is easier to jerk off into them that way. This girl wanted to know what my deal was with her panties so I gave her some pointers.

Girls panties are the only thing that separate you from their most tender private parts. They smell of their pussies. They taste of their pussies. They are often delicate or frilly with feminine accents and therefore are like a pussy. Girls take care of their panties and wear panties that speak about the girls. For instance, a girl that isn’t big on romance might have panties that aren’t frilly and are not in bright colors, while girls that are big into romance might have panties with hearts, bows and lace trim.

After my primer on why guys like girls panties the only thing this bitch could think about was guys tasting and sniffing her panties and how she thought that was gross. I dumped her ass the next day and now I stick to looking at babes in lingerie on EroHub.xxx.